Hoping there is a boy out there for me but realizing that he probably got hit by a bus a long time ago.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: angryblackman)
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
“i will end u”
a perfume for teens called 16 and Fragrant
someone tried to milk me at school today
They’re not the best but…
(Source: hoodandfabulous)
Lana Del Ray
i am physically hurting
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)
omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
(Source: sk-etches)