Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
"We’d like to get your blessing."
лол, так всегда;DDDD